Everyone has such cute names for their SOs. And I feel like a tool saying "my husband" all the time. But I'm not creative like you guys!

Mr. Heroes?
Captain Reynolds? (I wish)
These all sound stupid. Help!

ETA: BigDamnHusband does have a pretty good ring to it. Captain Tightpants and Sidekick are both awesome, but will people get it?

ETA2: I might go with BiggerDamnHero, which feels especially appropriate because he is wicked tall. I do love BigDamnSidekick, but now I feel like I will need to reserve LittleDamnSidekick and/or LittleDamnHenchman for the hypothetical future progeny. I knew you guys would have good ideas!