Can anyone help me? I *literally* need $5 in order to have enough money to pay a $20 bill and not get a $50 NSF.

I get paid on Thursday, and I can totally pay you back. God, I hate being broke and living paycheque to paycheque.

ETA: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Groupthink is the best, I love each and everyone one of you internet strangers!