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Helping make dinner

Me: *singing as I throw pepper jack, and cheddar cheese into pasta* I got the moon. I got the CHEESE. I got the whole damn nation on its knees.

Mom: *coming in* Are you singing to the macaroni?

Me: *embarrassed* Possibly yes.

There is grilling going on at my parents. Mom is a master griller* and she is making barbecue chicken and grilling eggplant. Tonight, I am master of the sides and singing. I might have also sung, "If you liked it then you shoulda put a lid on it."

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*My Dad doesn't like grilling because it's basically cooking with more mosquitos. He also doesn't golf, hunt, or fish. It makes Father's Day cards really hard to buy for him.

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