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Here's a nifty little petition

A petition to ban straight men from driving showed up on We the People a few days ago. The rationale is that if schoolgirls are prevented from wearing shorts and tank tops in public schools on the basis of becoming a "distraction" to their male classmates, then it clearly isn't safe for straight men to operate a high speed, heavy machine in the presence of Victoria's Secret billboards and actual women walking around.

While the whole thing is pretty clearly facetious, it's a nice little extension of some idiotic logic, and I hope it goes far.


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