THIS HAS REQUIRED FAR TOO MUCH EFFORT SO FAR TODAY.
IT IS WEDNESDAY, AND THAT MEANS THE SECOND ROUND OF THE MUSTACHE BATTLE, BY THE GRACE OF FLUTERDAD! I KNOW THIS IS GOING UP EARLIER THAN NORMAL, BUT I HAVE A THING TONIGHT!
FIRST: THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE!
In first place - Ph. Dad!
In second place - Dweeze!
In third place - Penabler!
In fourth place - croguesberg!
In fifth place - OakenPeter!
IN HER VERY OWN RANK AND CATEGORY - BOBBY!
TERRANCE THINKS YOU ALL SUCK!
The first round was hard-fought, and it was hard to choose! The competition is just beginning, though, so everything can change in the blink of an eye!
ROUND TWO - THE TALENT ROUND!!!
Contestants - show your mustache talent! This must be supported by photo or video evidence, and cannot actually be pornographic, although ask the judges if your talent is "suggestive"; they might see that as a bonus, or they may simply demand cake. Judges love cake! You will have through Friday to post your entry, and we all look forward to seeing what you have in store!
GOOD LUCK, AND MAY FLUTERDAD SMILE UPON YOU!