ICYMI:

I’m assuming that the entire portfolio is going up for auction (don’t quote me, I don’t know that for sure). So, whaddaya say, wanna bid for Jezebel first? (In an ironic twist, I predict the pink tax will not apply to GM’s sole women-focused blog. The “Lesbian Shitass” struggle is real, y’all.)

Anywho, I’ve got $4.63 in my desk drawer (mostly nickels and pennies, but it’s all legal tender!).

WHO’S WITH ME?!