So I went to the fancy soirée tonight and there was a buffet. Here's what I shoved into my pie hole while flirting with rich boys.

A lobster tail
Lobster salad
Suckling pig
Shrimp and grits
Asparagus with hollandaise
Fried green tomatoes
Vichyssoise
Crab cakes
Fried polenta
Teeny tomato sandwiches
Another lobster tail
Mini whoopie pies
Mini Boston cream pies
Tarte Tatin

I'm trying to figure out how to get invited again.