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Hey Human!

Get your ass out of bed!

This is what I wake up to most days. She paces around me in bed, rubbing her damp little nose against whatever part of my body isn't under the blankets. Girl needs that luv.


After I'm done giving her undivided attention, there's laundry to do and dishes to wash. Then I'm going over to a new friends house for a girls night in! Wine for everyone!

But first, if you'll excuse me, I have an avocado to eat...

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