But what ethnicity are you because you don't look white. Really though this shit again?
I was having a beer at the airport bar, waiting for my flight, and this guy starts chatting at me. Five minutes in he said that to me (minus the headline). What made my night, though: one of the bartenders overheard and she gave me a look (like, "Yup, that question! I feel you!") and said, "Well, I'm black. But people don't believe me when I don't have braids in because they think I'm Spanish. But what ARE you, though?"
I can't recall any times I've had an inside joke with a complete stranger but that is exactly how I felt at that moment. And (of course) it went right over "You Don't Look White" guy's head. God bless it. I left a helluva tip, too.
Nighty night, GT. It's bedtime stylee now.