I was gonna write “HEY JERKS” but you know, you aren’t really jerks. I just like calling people jerks because it’s funny and I’m most likely a jerk. It’s time for an inevitable buzzfeed quiz, namely “Which food should you marry?” And if you get pancakes, I’m just gonna say if you like it, you should put a ring on it.
As for me, I got PIZZA ( I love pizza). And now I know, Pizza loves me!
Everyone loves pizza, and pizza loves you. Pizza is ready to settle down, and frankly, pizza is such a catch that you’d be crazy not to marry it. Pizza is steady and reliable, but will always give you opportunities to experience new things. Please marry pizza and be happy for the rest of your life.