January 4th 2014, if this is true, I'm SO EXCITED!!!

It has been revealed by the British astronomer Patrick Moore that, on the morning of January 4th 2014, an extraordinary astronomical event will occur. At exactly 9:47 am, the planet Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to the Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people weigh less.

I want this to be true, so very much, that I'm unwilling to Google for confirmation. *dreaming of floating nachos*

PS, I'm not very competent with the editor. My apologies for formatting issues in advance!

PPS, I know my nachos won't really float. This is my own personal Perhaps I have the winning ticket fantasy.