Yeah. hi, guys. things are a bit off right now. I am having one of the best fights of my life on Twitter with a dude who is apparently very classy and manages hedge fund managers and for some reason has time to troll me on twitter, which is awesome.

Can anyone tell me who troian is and why there are fanpeople all over the place because she DMed me?

Also, can someone please send themselves to me stat to punch me lovingly in the face when people compare me to brecht which, come on, it's a bit hyperbolic but i worry about the ego, and then get punchy on my behalf when people are telling me to keep my damn legs shut?