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Take that, St. Paddy's Day! You're on a Monday this year and my birthday gets to have Sunday! I hope all the bros from Hoboken throw up on you because you suck for always trying to steal my birthday's thunder!

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Just ate macarons in bed and I'll probably be napping all day.

I hope you guys also have an awesome time on my birthday!

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