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I been lurking. Things of note: I still haven’t gotten a full time library job. I have moved in with my two best guy friends with MY OWN ROOM AND EVERYTHING. I joined Bumble because I had to. I went on a date with a human who didn’t curse literally at all. I thought that I didn’t have chemistry with him at all until my best friend was like, “he seems like a person who would say ‘golly’ a lot.” And now I want to have relations with him just to see if he would. Most pressing: I wish Lays would sell 4 packs of their do us a flavor newness in bags of 2 oz each. Or even 8 packs if it was a this or that competition. No one wants to be stuck with a 3/4 full bag of narst flavored chips.


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