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Welcome To The Bitchery

Sistren and Brethren of the Hive Mind, my dear Jezzies, we spend a lot of time discussing women's (and men's) body image issues. We have agreed that the media creates unfair expectations, not only of how we should look,

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but of how we should think

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and act.

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This is an important issue and one of which we must remain ever vigilant. Mad-eye Moody agrees with me on this, and also reminds you never to put your wand in your back pocket.

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BUT.

My friends.

We have been missing an equally important issue! One that causes great pain and humiliation for so many, who have, until now, suffered in silence.

Friends, WHAT ABOUT THE VELOCIRAPTORS??

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