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Hipster masseuse FTW

Guise. Massage was off the chain. Masseuses come to your house here in Cali. He was a totally chill hipster masseuse. Magical hands. Like extra hard pressure on all my knots in my back. Gonna have late breakfast and chill for a minute. Going to a JPL Christmas party tonight to watch rocket scientists get drunk. I got all the gossip from JPL. Luv it. Oh yeah, I'm in the recliner now. Yissss. Commence vegging.


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