Help, my lady bits are in hell and I’m running out of ways to explain it!

Lucky, lucky me, I ended up with both a UTI and an inflamed ovarian cyst at the same time. And my dear new guy, try as he might, just does not get it. He’s sweet, but he didn’t really grasp the concept of how he might have contributed to the UTI, so you can imagine how hard it is to explain to him what ovarian cysts are. And “Crampsx1000" doesn’t quite cut it.

Can anyone find me an adequate comic to send him about just how much of a disaster I am right now from the waist down? He’s not being a jerk about it or anything, but it’s clear from the blank expression I got that he has zero clue what to make of it.