Guys, I have the grossest dry elbow ever in the world (except maybe Chritter—Chritter, is this still giving you problems?). Today, Homey's elbow touched mine and he kind of screeched, "Sharp!" Sigh. It's bad.
So, I want some supernice, yummy lotion to keep in my office and rub on my nasty-ass, sharp-ass elbows. Whatcha got?