🎶 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because I'm single!

🎶 On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because they don't exist!

🎶 On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because love is a lie!

🎶 On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because happy endings are for fairy tales!

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🎶 On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS lol jk it was nothing again!

🎶 On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because my goose is cooked!

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🎶 On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing, by the way—swans are evil!

🎶 On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because I spent the day watching Netflix by myself!

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🎶 On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing, and Beyoncé did not prepare me for this part of being single!

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🎶 On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing so I guess I'll go drown myself in eggnog!

🎶 On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing, but I wish I had eleven pipers piping my pipes!

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🎶 On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing BECAUSE I'M SINGLE AND ALONE AND STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE! 🎶