๐ŸŽถ On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because I'm single!

๐ŸŽถ On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because they don't exist!

๐ŸŽถ On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because love is a lie!

๐ŸŽถ On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because happy endings are for fairy tales!

๐ŸŽถ On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS lol jk it was nothing again!

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๐ŸŽถ On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because my goose is cooked!

๐ŸŽถ On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing, by the wayโ€”swans are evil!

๐ŸŽถ On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing because I spent the day watching Netflix by myself!

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๐ŸŽถ On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing, and Beyoncรฉ did not prepare me for this part of being single!

๐ŸŽถ On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing so I guess I'll go drown myself in eggnog!

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๐ŸŽถ On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing, but I wish I had eleven pipers piping my pipes!

๐ŸŽถ On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing BECAUSE I'M SINGLE AND ALONE AND STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE! ๐ŸŽถ