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Holy FUCK, I'm Watching Phil Collins on cable

And he looks like a little old grampa! Ew!

I remember when he had hair!

It doesn't help either that he's singing music older than I am... Dude needs some career advice. I can see them watching this at Sunrises everywhere, and the residents are clapping along.


ETA: and now Ringo Starr is on, and he's totally cool, yet he's probably even older. Collins was in a tux and had a setup that looked just like the Lawrence Welk Show, with the signs in front of the band with his initials and the whole nine yards. I'm sure he gives no fucks what I think, and that's fine, but that doesn't mean I have to endorse his artistic choices. I think it was the whole tableau that threw me.

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