How many words can possibly be written about someone not being Kris Jenner? Defamer tries to find out.

I'm sitting in my office, having some lunch dessert (people do this!) when I made the mistake of clicking off someone else's "recently read" list onto something I thought would be a fluffy read. Ha!

I made it a third of the way through and had to stop. It's not Watergate, y'all!