Update on this post, it never happened and I'm kind of relieved!

He texted me around midnight, told me driving over wasn't an option for him. But I'm not gonna drive 35 minutes for a hookup when he's the one who initiated and gave no indication leaving the house would be involved. So I got stoned, watched Into The Woods, and ate a bag full of tangarines. That was way better than any hookup!

BTW if you haven't read the hookup guide MizJenkins commented with, you should! I'm gonna post that on my fridge, I love it so much!