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Horrible Flu, Day 2 or My Mom is the Best

OH LORDY LORD! Guys I have a horrible flu right now, everything aches, my abs are sore from all the coughing, my head feels like it's made of concrete, I can barely breathe, and I can barely eat. All I want to do is lie on the couch and whine, whine, whine. I'm a terrible sick patient. I'll admit, I cried about it a few times since yesterday.

My mom is on her way over now to bring me provisions, and I couldn't be more thankful. God, my mom is the best.


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