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For all of this, tomorrow I shall hunt down the elusive pumpernickel beagle and devour it. Sees?

Illustration for article titled HORRID HUMANS.

Also, my horrid human, after being presented wiv fresh bakeded breads, turned to I an were like, "Toast plz." Dis 20 minutes post de-ovenings. Rude.

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