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On considering why I do not find Ryan Reynolds at all aesthetically attractive, I came to the conclusion that he looked like a cross between my little brother’s friend, Colin “caterpillar eyebrows” Farrell, and a potato. (I find none of these attractive.) Nothing against his acting, and I’m very happy his passion project Deadpool finally happened. But, when he’s not wearing the “avocado had sex with an older avocado” makeup, I think he looks a bit too much like a potato.

So, since I’m overtired, bored, and a bit narky, I of course googled “Ryan Reynolds potato”. As you do. I appear to be the only person on the internet that thinks Ryan Reynolds looks spud-like. But, this exists:


Any other celebrities masquerading as potatoes?

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