Just got a message on okcupid that began: "Your profile was extremely long, so I'll admit I only briefly skimmed it's contents."
This guy knows his way to a lady's heart! And superfluous apostrophes!
Next message I got was: "I could fly a plane in those nostrils.... @_______@"
Baby. Take me now.
Edit: Ooh, new message: "Your profile is cracking me up. So, who pays when your out on a date with a feminist? And what is this men's movement?" Uh oh. Hope I didn't just lead some innocent internet stranger to the dark side.
Edit: Holy shit, I'm on a roll: "Hmm... you seem quite pretentious."