Right now, I am annoying the hell out of myself. I am coughing so hard I'm scaring the cats. I burned the oatmeal. I forgot to get milk while at the store to get milk.

In the past three days, I've watched all three seasons of Everest, ignoring the papers I should be grading, the post office errand, the taxes I should mail. I fell into the Internet crevasse and then went to try and find Jon Krakauer's original article in Outside magazine (failed.) Note that I have never climbed anything higher than Bascom Hill at Wisconsin-Madison.

Now I'm live streaming a drag queen show and Ms. Martha Graham Cracker is killing "Killing Me Softly." So at least that's something.

How are you annoying yourself today?