On the other hand of doxxing, I want to know about your internet identity! Some of them are really interesting, and I would like to know the story / reference. Some of them I think I get, but I am not sure...
For instance, "Umphie" might be short for "Umpheldt," which may or may not be someone's name. Who's to say. It may also be a shortening of a former screenname that conveniently fits with "Umphie" too. I am clever.
I don't know what is going on with the gigantic mountain picture. Let's ignore it and maybe it will fix itself.
I may respond with a gif.