Rewriting "Let It Go" so it can be co-opted by my fellow IBS-sufferers and made our anthem.

My waistband's tight on my stomach tonight
Not a bathroom to be seen
A terrible sense of bloating
And all cause I ate cheese
My stomach's growling and there is no end in sight
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don't let them hear, don't let them see
Resist the bread and do not touch that cheese
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know,
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it in anymore
Let it go, let it go
Find a loo and slam the door
Here I sit, and here I'll stay
Let the time go by
My IBS is kicking my ass today