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How is this even possible?

So I went bra shopping today because I got some money and I desperately needed new bras.

I've gained some weight since my husband and I got married a little over a year ago, and it appears to have gone all to my boobs. I was a 32B when we got married, and 20 pounds later I'm a 34DD. Can boobs do that? wtf? I don't have quadra boob anymore, but this thing feels like a harness.

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And I have no idea how to dress these things. I can't button shirts over them, ever. Peter pan collars look dumb now. Any bodacious ladies want to give me some tips? I'm a true hourglass now instead of a pear, and I don't even know what to do with that either.

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