Before this girl realizes that I'm not her mother, or whoever she thinks I am?

Her: "Can you pick me up from school?"
Me: "Can I get a PLEASE? What am I your slave?"

No response

Next day:
Her: "Will you call the salon & cancel my tan appt"
Me: "They said it's too late and if you don't go they'll still charge for it."
Her: "WTF?"
Me: "Also I Googled the place & they're getting shutdown by the health dept. When is a good time to schedule you for an infectious diseases checkup?"
Her: "WHO IS THIS"

Hee hee hee <3 messing with strangers....