Because it seems to not be sinking in.

36 hours til in law visit 2013 is done. Hug me, please.

Oh and stop putting your half full coffee cups on our couch. It may be a shitty couch but it's our couch and we'd like to make it last.

ETA: Oh my god she's going around taking drinks orders and tried to cook everyone eggs for breakfast. Back off, housewife, this is not your home. CUT IT THE FUCK OUT, stop touching my shit, and just go hang out with your grandbaby.