Woman smokes a quick cigarette outside of a bar at about 11:30 on a Friday night. Finishes up, starts heading back inside. Barely makes it through the door before a strange man grabs her shoulders and starts talking loudly at her, 3 inches away from her face.

Man: OH MY GOD. You're an Indian!

Woman: *shakes his hands off shoulders and points at her own face* Oh, really?! How on Earth could you tell?

Man: Wow, I've never seen one before!

Woman walks away, shaking her damn head.

Man approaches her again five minutes later, blustering on about different parts of Indian culture he finds fascinating.

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Woman politely listens for a few seconds, a little distracted with trying to figure out how to get out of this situation without getting called a bitch or worse.

Gets called a bitch anyway. Apparently was too distracted. Oops. Walks away.

The woman was me. Just a typical Friday night.

(not that anyone would, but please no mainpaging)