It's just... I have a tree nut allergy. If I have a bad allergic reaction and do not have an Epipen, I die. This is not exactly an optional thing. Stupid insurance policy, making me pay so many dollars for stuff, what good are you, grumble grumble dissatisfied grumble.

UPDATE: I think I have figured out the source of the issue. My insurance plan covers a single Epipen a year. They only sell Epipens in two-packs. SIGH.