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Hubs went to the store and bought four donut peaches. We eat one, and I suggest he plant the seed. Him being a student of horticulture, I expect an enthusiastic nod in agreement. Instead, he says, "Do they come up true? When the fruit is ready, is it true?"

I blink and stare at him with a quizzical face. "You know, are the true?"

I start giggling.

"You know when you eat an apple, if you plant the seeds, it won't be the same kind if apple?"


I'm now giggling uncontrollably.

"So? Are they true??"

Dude, you're the one in school for this shit. You just explained to me what 'true' means, and I'm having a hard time finding a nice way of saying, "How the fuck should I know?"

The weed might have had more of an effect than I thought.

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