Back story: Before dinner tonight one the cats knocked over a lamp and killed the three-way bulb in it. Fast forward: After dinner, we’re sitting in the living room finishing up the wine from dinner.
Dr. Mrs. Hatrack - I’d like to get out of the house for a bit tomorrow.
Me - Oookayy... Like what?
DMH - Just a quick run to Wal-Mart. We need to get a three-way.
Me - Wal-Mart is the last place I want to go shopping for a three way.