Buy an actual bra-sized bikini IN MY SIZE from this magical place called the UK where they apparently size bikinis like bras WHICH MAKES PERFECT SENSE. And because of the pound plunging, it’s actually somewhat affordable right now!

And, yes, I’m posting for the second time in an hour. My boyfriend’s out of town and I don't have anybody to remind me to go to sleep at a reasonable hour, and I found a PLUS-SIZE BIKINI IN BRA SIZING, I had to share that with somebody, okay?