Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

Step 1: Find a dive bar with an Internet jukebox

Step 2: Download the app for the jukebox to your smartphone

Step 3: Load the app with $

Step 4: Wait for a break in the country (or if you feel like spending extra $s, get started right away and click priority)


Step 5: Play this song list

Livin’ on a Prayer

Like a Virgin

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

I Think We’re Alone Now

Walk Like an Egyptian

Foolish Beat

Heaven is a Place on Earth

Step 6: Refrain from falling off your barstool when the drunk guy comes out of the bathroom, singing every word to Foolish Beat


Step 7: Try to play innocent and fail when all the regulars start laughing and saying, “That was you, wasn’t it?”

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