Yesterday Target sent me a coupon booklet for baby items, and on the back it says "Thank you for being a Target Baby registrant." I haven't registered for baby stuff in over 3 years. And the coupons are for stuff for newborns.
Then this morning, I've been dizzy all day.
Does target think I'm pregnant? More terrifyingly, what if they are right? Is Skynet aware of my reproductive activities before me?
ETA: I saved up my pee, went to the drug store, bought a two pack test and my face wash. The test was invalid, no control line. So I'm saving up my pee again. ETA part 2: took the other test. Not pregnant. Target is just nudging me.