The Constable and I are supposed to see each other for the first time in two months today. The plan is for him to fly from LA to Newark, me to fly from DC to Newark, and then we fly from Newark to Puerto Rico together. Our flight from Newark to Puerto Rico is scheduled to leave at 9 p.m. His flight from LA was delayed and is now scheduled to arrive at 8:56 p.m. My flight’s scheduled to get in at 8:01 p.m. They’re all United flights. What are the odds that we’re actually going to get on this plane together?