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How would Justice Scalia diss you?

“One would think that OregonBeast’s logic is mystical fortune cookies. I would hide my head in a bag.”

Want to know how Justice Scalia would attack you in his dissenting opinion? Slate has a generator up. Give it a whirl with you Kinja tag or real name if you so wish.

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P.S. Fuck you Antonin, you bigoted, ass-backwards, old man-smelling, XX-chromosome loathing, corporation fellating festering cumboil on a homo heidelbergensis who can only cum at the thought of antebellum.

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