I can't honestly tell if this is a brilliant message or a terrible one. Each message does reference a detail from my profile, for context. Tell me what you think, GT?

Hi,

I'm impressed with the amount of effort you clearly put into your profile. Here are three possible topics - pick whichever you think is most interesting:

In your opening sentence you describe yourself as a "pragmatic escapist" - what does that mean? Do you conduct daring yet down-to-earth heists?

I saw Hatoful boyfriend on Steam a few months ago and didn't buy it because I couldn't tell if it would be ridiculous or ridiculously amazing. Sell me on this avian masterpiece.

You can only snap with your right hand. I cannot snap with either hand. EXPLAIN THIS SNAP SORCERY. I do not understand how people snap. Has being a half-snapper given you any insight?