I can't honestly tell if this is a brilliant message or a terrible one. Each message does reference a detail from my profile, for context. Tell me what you think, GT?
I'm impressed with the amount of effort you clearly put into your profile. Here are three possible topics - pick whichever you think is most interesting:
In your opening sentence you describe yourself as a "pragmatic escapist" - what does that mean? Do you conduct daring yet down-to-earth heists?
I saw Hatoful boyfriend on Steam a few months ago and didn't buy it because I couldn't tell if it would be ridiculous or ridiculously amazing. Sell me on this avian masterpiece.
You can only snap with your right hand. I cannot snap with either hand. EXPLAIN THIS SNAP SORCERY. I do not understand how people snap. Has being a half-snapper given you any insight?