I desire pickles! Sweet bread and butter chips! Spicy, garlicky cucumber spears! Sweet and sour beets! Intensely sour little cornichons! Pink little quail eggs! Savory filets of herrings! Succulent slices of cured feesh! GIMME!!! And I want some tangy sausages! And I want chiz! Lots of chiz! Gimme the prettiest pictures of preserved foods and I shall bestow the Blessings of Bast upon you!

The Priestess has Spoken.