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I require one Black Russian bagel, buttered and toasted, slathered in avocado, finely diced red onion, topped with smoked salmon and dotted with roe infused creme fraiche. I will also accept a butter poached lobster tail topped with a creamy tomalley sauce. Or, bone marrow on toast. Or pork belly confit, roasted til crisp. Or a plate of roasted duck tails. That is all.

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