Im at the resort nd habe gpt all my gear. This is the third time in thirty years ive gone skiing. I love many things about skiing, which unfprtunately doesnt include the actual act of skiing itself. I convinced mr kay kay tp go off with the other expert skiers so I feel like I have a stay of execution until I literally have to ski. My legs are shaking! I ate a mars bar. Iwill smoke some more. Then, the horror.