I am in the greys at Gawker. With all the racists and people who can't spell. With all the icky porn spam. What did I do to deserve this? I don't understand. Me and Gawker were doing so great, you guys. We hung out. We texted. We were on Skype for hours on Saturday night. We were gonna go see the new Tom Cruise movie next weekend and go get gelato afterwards. Then all of a sudden—I'M A GREY. I am just so devastated. What happened? What did I do??? I swear I wasn't needy or pushy and I didn't talk about my diet or my mother or anything! Why did Gawker do this to me, you guuuuuys???
*wipes tears from cheeks*
You know, I don't even care. I'm just gonna stay here with you guys. My real friends. Gawker will see. Gawker will be sorry it let me go.