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I AM A REAL ADULT APPARENTLY WHO KNEW

HEY GUESS WHAT. I get to go present a thing at a conference next month. I've never been a fancypants conference presenter before, I feel mad with power and influence. LOOK AT ME GO, ADULTING ALL THE WAY.

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Related: conference is in Madison, Wisconsin. Should I plan to do anything other than eat copious amounts of cheese? I've never been there before, but I assume there's cheese.

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