I transferred to a new position at work.
I work in a factory, with an adjoining coffee shop. There’s a huge viewing window so people can watch the factory while drinking their coffee.
I, the most awkward person ever, work right in front of that window. I mount ceramic tile so it can be installed in fancy patterns.
I keep looking up and seeing people take photos of me/the factory. Then they look all sheepish when I make eye contact. I basically work with a giant roll of tape, so I usually end up taping myself.
I wish I had Vladimir Nabokov’s bitchface. If I posted reaction photos, this would be my favorite:
How is everyone?
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