It's the one where this "wise old guy" who's dated a lot/"seen it all" admonishes younger guys not to "call cute girls 'dude'." Also something along the lines of you can "share your chicken mcnuggets with that girl you used to call 'dude'."
ETA: I find myself craving cider right now. I havent slept more than 5.5 hours each of the past four nights so this is a terrible idea because migraine tomorrow morning compounded with effects of alcohol not fun, plus have to be at work in 8 hours. /whining