I AM BECOME DESTROYER OF WORLDS. I WILL CRUSH HUMANITY BENEATH MY FUZZY ADORABLE PAW. I WILL REIGN SUPREME IN MY CITIES OF ASHES AND BLOOD AND MY THRONE SHALL GLEAM WITH GOLD AND SHINE WITH DIAMONDS AND BE MADE FROM THE BONES OF DOGS. I KNOW YOU ASK, PUNY HUMAN, HOW THIS BEGAN? IT BEGAN AS ALL THINGS DO. I COOKED FEESH IN THE MICROWAVE AT WORK.